Sunday, March 27, 2005

The Computer Swallowed Grandma

I've no idea who the author is...wish I'd written it. -- Dalton Hammond

The computer swallowed grandma
Yes honestly it's true
She pressed "Control" and "Enter"
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves
My search to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found on-line.

So if inside your inbox
My grandma you should see
Please "Copy", "Scan" and "Paste" her
And send her back to me.

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