Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Tiger Woods Comeback, Part MMX

For those of you out there who were wondering how I knew that Tigger Woods would not make a spectacular comeback, the explanation is very simple:

You can't play at your best when your ex-wife is squeezing you by the gonads.

-- Dalton Hammond

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Privacy Settings

"I thought I had fine-tuned my Facebook privacy settings properly but when I went to the bathroom I discovered 5 new friends in my Inbowl."

-- Dalton Hammond

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Where did you go, Joe Dimaggio?

It took me a long time to realize that it's not our country any more.

-- Dalton Hammond