I'll probably catch pure Hell for this, but here goes:
WOMEN SEEKING MEN
"'Peek' my interest", their ads say
Expecting me to come their way.
While others write in hopes to seek
A man their curiosity to "peek".
While meaning not to be oblique
My fervour they could never pique
And my love I would never sell
To some dumb broad who cannot spell.
-- By Dalton Hammond