Twenty-eight years ago Herman James, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
Friday, May 20, 2005
Be All You Can Be
I've been unable to verify this story...-- Dalton Hammond