Be All You Can Be

I've been unable to verify this story...-- Dalton Hammond

Twenty-eight years ago Herman James, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.

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