Hail to the Chiefs

Don't get me wrong; I think we Americans should support our country instead of tearing it down, especially since

After all these years we should be used to having idiots for President.

-- Dalton Hammond

BONUS: Here's one I lifted from The Prairie Home Companion

A guy walks into a bar and is considering what he'd like to drink. He spots a strange-looking bottle full of a blue liquid. He calls the bartender over and asks, "What's that?"

The bartender says, "Oh, that's new. That's liquid Viagra."

"Okay," the guy says. "Pour me a stiff one."


from Brad Strickland, Oakwood, Georgia

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