Do you think about golf during sex?
Does any room in your home not have a U.S.G.A. putting hole in the floor?
Do you sleep with your putter?
Have you video recorded your golf swing? This week?
Did you dream about golf last night?
When was the last month you averaged taking fewer than a hundred clubless practice swings per day -- in any room in your house?
Do you know the Stimp readings -- to the nearest tenth -- on every floor in your home, going both ways?
Are you really serious about this game?
(c) 2004, Dalton Hammond