Rap is not music; it is a disease.
The golf swing is a lot like unnatural sex. Both should be effortless.
If President Bush really needs to find some Weapons of Mass Destruction all he has to do is look in my golf bag.
Your mind is a terrible thing to listen to.
Nobody cares about public apathy.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Help yourself to any of these originals of mine. -- Dalton Hammond