A Senior Viagra Moment

I have been buying Viagra since the first week it was invented but the grocery store pharmacists had never seen me with my roommate until recently. I sent her on an errand while I went to the pickup counter, and as usual the place was full of people. As I whispered my name and "Viagra" to the girl behind the counter, I noticed curious eyes and ears turning my way, as always. Just then my pretty young blonde roommate came running out of cosmetics with a jar of something, grinning excitedly as she shouted for the whole store to hear: "Guess what? I'm going to give you a MUD BATH!"

Later that night she did. -- Dalton Hammond