I almost always never watch the stupid TV...maybe a half dozen golf tournaments per year and that's it.
So when all my friends and the rest of the entire world went ga-ga over the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics I figured maybe I missed something and decided to Google around and try to find a video replay.
Then I learned that much of the ballyhooed ceremony was faked. Fake fireworks, even fake singing by the little Chinese girl who was a last-minute substitute and lip-synced her performance.
They had the entire world fooled for a while...except me. -- Dalton Hammond