Well, for a town so full of older folks they sure have a sense of humor.
During one of my first rounds of golf here as a new citizen, my foursome was walking up to the tee box when we heard the familiar sound of a nearby ambulance siren, which we hear often in our neighborhood.
An elderly gentleman asked me, "Do you know what we call that sound around here?"
"No, what?" I asked.
"Another tee time opening up."
Now, THAT'S COLD! -- Dalton Hammond
Coalition Golf Classic