Watching our language

If the TV networks don't like the colorful language that professional golfers sometimes use on the air then they shouldn't make them wear microphones.

I believe that a golfer has a God-given right to cuss a golf ball.

-- Dalton Hammond

Since sliced bread

I was wondering...just how good was anything before sliced bread, anyway?

-- Dalton Hammond

The Recession

So why do they call it a 'recession'? It seems to be getting closer.

-- Dalton Hammond