For those of you out there who were wondering how I knew that Tigger Woods would not make a spectacular comeback, the explanation is very simple:You can't play at your best when your ex-wife is squeezing you by the gonads.
-- Dalton Hammond
Saturday, July 17, 2010
The Tiger Woods Comeback, Part MMX
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Privacy Settings
"I thought I had fine-tuned my Facebook privacy settings properly but when I went to the bathroom I discovered 5 new friends in my Inbowl."
-- Dalton Hammond
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Where did you go, Joe Dimaggio?
It took me a long time to realize that it's not our country any more.-- Dalton Hammond
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