Election Results

If you don't believe that the majority of people are idiots, just consider the results of most elections.

-- Dalton Hammond

Obama's Electric Cars

All electric batteries need to be replaced periodically. It costs over $700 to replace the batteries in a small golf cart every 5-7 years.

Just imagine how much it will cost to replace the batteries in the all-electric personal cars that President Obama wants us to own.

-- Dalton Hammond

Probating the Fourth Estate

"What I want to know is, after all the newspapers go bankrupt, what are we going to do with all those TREES?"

©2009, Dalton Hammond

Facebook Friends

I now have so many Facebook friends that my social security number got 347,000 Google hits last month. -- Dalton Hammond